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These things put smiles on my face:

bowl me over airport hugs, excited hellos over the phone, breaking 100 miles an hour through town, an after dinner red wine buzz, waking up without a hangover, telling good stories, the look of disappointment when someone realizes I just told them an absolutely pointless story, that moment after the sun finally disappears under the horizon, pre-subway Jarred, fried grouper sandwiches at the Hurricane, Tina Fey in her Weekend Update glasses, when people run out of time on I Bet You Will after they already ate 4 and ahalf bugs, vanilla soy milk in the morning, seeing people dressed up in star trek uniforms, when Blind Date gets a real jerk on the show, Brak on Spaceghost, Bill Clinton on Conan Obrien, The Masturbating Bear!, The Spaghetti Warehouse in Ybor, El Cap in St. Pete, stuffed peppers in that old greek lady's kitchen, when animals make wierd noises/faces at me, Back to the Future, The Dukes of Hazzard, Coming back home after a long road trip, shooting someone in the ass with a paintball gun and hearing them say "AHH!" and then grabbing their ass, right before they say "You shot me in the ass!", Willie Nelson, most of Maxim Magazine, the idea of living in NYC, telling people Im a jehovas witness or a flying trapeze artist, even though Im niether, getting mail from people I know, chopping wood, getting caught in the rain when Im alone, when my brother buys new clothes, so I can steal them because I despise shopping, I like short haired dogs, mean cats, nice cats, homer simpson, weekly world news headlines (My mother's ashes are in my vacuum), the sound of a solid hit with wood bats, grand theft auto 3, feeding cherry tomatoes to dogs and watching them fall out because they have no cheeks, hearing bad jokes and being the only one that laughs, boarding an airplane drunk, the rumble of an idling V8, High Fidelity, walking through mud in boots, the old Sam Adams White Ale beer that those fuckers stopped making, the chimp channel, the word "snap", and this one girl's company...

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